[Luckyus]

Marriage​

Marriage is often like a deck of cards,
in the beginning, all you need is
two hearts and a diamond, by the
end. You wish you had a club,
and a spade.

 

[Baz1960]

Marriage​

Marriage is often like a deck of cards,
in the beginning, all you need is
two hearts and a diamond, by the
end. You wish you had a club,
and a spade.

That paragraph should be mandatory in all wedding vows

 

[JayKay]

That paragraph should be mandatory in all wedding vows

"I give you this ring.....
I also give you this club and spade to be used as a sign of your frustration when you have reached your limit".

 

[phantomrose101]

Marriage​

Marriage is often like a deck of cards,
in the beginning, all you need is
two hearts and a diamond, by the
end. You wish you had a club,
and a spade.

Excellent. Have shared with my card group.

Marriage​

Marriage is often like a deck of cards,
in the beginning, all you need is
two hearts and a diamond, by the
end. You wish you had a club,
and a spade.

 

[Wallaby]

I really enjoyed this joke as today is our 60th Wedding Anniversary. My "divorced friend said "you deserve a medal", so I asked "who are you going to give it to, me, or my husband?" He replied "both of you". We have had our ups and downs but it has been a wonderful marriage.

 

[Senor]

I really enjoyed this joke as today is our 60th Wedding Anniversary. My "divorced friend said "you deserve a medal", so I asked "who are you going to give it to, me, or my husband?" He replied "both of you". We have had our ups and downs but it has been a wonderful marriage.

Congratulations and many happy returns of the day.

 

[Groovy]

I really enjoyed this joke as today is our 60th Wedding Anniversary. My "divorced friend said "you deserve a medal", so I asked "who are you going to give it to, me, or my husband?" He replied "both of you". We have had our ups and downs but it has been a wonderful marriage.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

 

[Jarred Santos]

Marriage​

Marriage is often like a deck of cards,
in the beginning, all you need is
two hearts and a diamond, by the
end. You wish you had a club,
and a spade.

Not such a full house by the end, I suppose