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Marriage Night
Me singing!
We got married last, Sunday, the party finish on Monday,
The guests had all gone, we were all alone, side by side.
We got ready for bed then, I nearly dropped dead when.
Her teeth and her hair, she placed on the chair, side by side.
One glass eye so tiny, and one hearing aid so small.
Then she took one leg off and placed by the chair at the wall?),
This left me broken heated, most of my wife had departed,
I slept on the chair, there was more of her there, Side by Side.
Love to all at SDC
Ox