[Luckyus]

Marketing definitions......

Marketing, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:​

You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

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You're at a party with a group of friends and see a handsome man.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.
______________________________

You see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.
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You see a man at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up
to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.
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You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.
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Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.
______________________________

You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto
the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of
your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Facebook.
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You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and
grabs your arse.

That's Donald Trump.
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You didn't mind it, but twenty years later your lawyer decide
you were offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That's America !

 

[Carltonkev]

Marketing definitions......

Marketing, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:​

You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

____________________________

You're at a party with a group of friends and see a handsome man.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.
______________________________

You see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.
______________________________

You see a man at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up
to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

______________________________

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.
______________________________

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.
______________________________

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.
______________________________

You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto
the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of
your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Facebook.
______________________________

You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and
grabs your arse.

That's Donald Trump.
______________________________

You didn't mind it, but twenty years later your lawyer decide
you were offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That's America !

Very clever well done

 

[Glaudelin]

Your post had me cracking up, it's such a funny way to explain marketing strategies. Each scenario perfectly captures a different approach to marketing. By the way, have you heard of gantt chart task management? It's a pretty cool strategy where you create valuable and relevant content to attract and engage your target audience. It's a great tool for organizing and tracking tasks. Just curious what you think about it.

 

[RoseMHR]

Tech Support & Facebook...

 

[Migu Bane]

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[Jacquicen]

Thanks for sharing this—it made me smile!

 

[Kavenette]

This is a fun way to break down marketing concepts! It reminds me of how I used Sugar Customer Relationship Management for my own projects. I needed a way to handle everything from client interactions to follow-ups, and it really helped streamline the process.

One time, I used it to manage a big campaign, and having all the client data and communication in one place made it so much easier to keep track of everything. It felt a bit like mixing Public Relations and Telemarketing in the best way possible—personal and efficient! Finding the right CRM can definitely make a big difference in how smoothly your marketing efforts go.