[Maddison Dwyer]

Man of the house - A joke by member John P.​

The man of the house comes home from work and says to his wife, “I’m the man of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot delicious meal ready for me when I walk in through that door.

Afterwards, while watching the News and relaxing in my chair you’ll bring me my slippers and then run my bath… and when I’m done with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife answers: “The Funeral Director”.

Hahaha! I absolutely loved this joke. A big thanks to member John P. for the laugh!

 

[Dennis]

A good one but an old one.

 

[Gazman]

The man of the house comes home from work and says to his wife, “I’m the man of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot delicious meal ready for me when I walk in through that door.

Afterwards, while watching the News and relaxing in my chair you’ll bring me my slippers and then run my bath… and when I’m done with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife answers: “The Funeral Director”.

Hahaha! I absolutely loved this joke. A big thanks to member John P. for the laugh!

Not bad, feminists would really like it. lol

 

[margie]

 

[Kerry Hockey]

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

That joke sounds like my husband to whom I take no notice of.