[Fisherman2320]

Lucky Find.​

An attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

 

[Dennis]

Be aware of today's technology. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What are the 4 letters a dentist says when a patient visits him. ICDK

 

[Emmy Im12]

Lucky Find.​

An attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

 

[Barbara V]

This joke was posted not long ago hmmm

 

[Defiant540]

Be aware of today's technology. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What are the 4 letters a dentist says when a patient visits him. ICDK

????

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Lucky Find.​

An attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

What a nasty wife and attorney! It's not good news for the poor collector! want be wealthy any more! Hahaha.

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

The dentist: ICDK? BIIK. (Buggered if I know)

 

[Wandiwa]

Be aware of today's technology. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What are the 4 letters a dentist says when a patient visits him. ICDK

Dentist says .... I see a fully paid for trip to Bali in your mouth.

 

[Wandiwa]

????

ICDK = I see decay.

 

[tomtom]

Absolutely love it - I use some of your jokes in my monthly newsletter - well done.

 

[Reet]

????

I see decay.

 

[Fishel]

Sick

 

[Tervueren]

????

I see decay I C D K