[Luckyus]

Lucky Bastard​

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."

 

[Dennis]

Lucky Bastard​

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."

Dennis R's Morning pun. Why was the computer so tired when it reached home. Because it had a hard drive

 

[John.RS]

Lucky Bastard​

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."

Made me laugh, so very true.

 

[PHW]

Lucky Bastard​

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."

 

[SuziQ2312]

Lucky Bastard​

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."

Even my husband laughed out loud!!

 

[Emma Chisit.]

The old man was right, that's how it works.