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I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."
 
Lucky Bastard

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."
Dennis R's Morning pun. Why was the computer so tired when it reached home. Because it had a hard drive
 
Lucky Bastard

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."
Made me laugh, so very true.
 
Lucky Bastard

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."
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Lucky Bastard

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:

"Man you look tired."

His buddy says:

Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.

She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when

I come home she's tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.

She even joins me in the shower almost every night.

I just don't know what to do.

A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that v Shit."
Even my husband laughed out loud!! 😂😂😂
 

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