The sound in an old folk's home must be horrendous.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why was the centipede two hours late for the soccer match? It took him 2 hours to put his boots on.
 
Yeah that was good it would have been a good one for the "Golden Girls "
 
It's a fine line audibly between getting your socks on and getting your rocks off.
 
The sound in an old folk's home must be horrendous.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why was the centipede two hours late for the soccer match? It took him 2 hours to put his boots on.
Good on you Dennis that is good.
 

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