[mOiOz]

LOVE AT THE POST OFFICE

Mike goes into his local post office to buy some stamps.
As he walks up to the counter, he sees a middle-aged man methodically
sticking stamps onto a pile of pink envelopes.
He was also placing ‘I Love You’ heart-shaped stickers on the back
of the envelopes.

When he had finished, the man took out a bottle of French perfume
and sprayed it on all the envelopes.
Mike was curious and had to find out why, so he goes up to the man and asks.
The man replies, "I'm sending out 100 scented Valentine cards, each one signed,
'From you know who'."
"Why so many?" Mike asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer and business is not too good."

 

[Jarred Santos]

LOVE AT THE POST OFFICE

Mike goes into his local post office to buy some stamps.
As he walks up to the counter, he sees a middle-aged man methodically
sticking stamps onto a pile of pink envelopes.
He was also placing ‘I Love You’ heart-shaped stickers on the back
of the envelopes.

When he had finished, the man took out a bottle of French perfume
and sprayed it on all the envelopes.
Mike was curious and had to find out why, so he goes up to the man and asks.
The man replies, "I'm sending out 100 scented Valentine cards, each one signed,
'From you know who'."
"Why so many?" Mike asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer and business is not too good."

Funny, impressive, and also a bit terrifying

 

[Vet543]

Very Good ...

 

[Vet543]

I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black
Angus bull
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass
and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for
that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look
at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly
just a little young, so he gave me some pills to
feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two
days....
all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with
all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave
him
but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

[phantomrose101]

LOVE AT THE POST OFFICE

Mike goes into his local post office to buy some stamps.
As he walks up to the counter, he sees a middle-aged man methodically
sticking stamps onto a pile of pink envelopes.
He was also placing ‘I Love You’ heart-shaped stickers on the back
of the envelopes.

When he had finished, the man took out a bottle of French perfume
and sprayed it on all the envelopes.
Mike was curious and had to find out why, so he goes up to the man and asks.
The man replies, "I'm sending out 100 scented Valentine cards, each one signed,
'From you know who'."
"Why so many?" Mike asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer and business is not too good."

excellent

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

LOVE AT THE POST OFFICE

Mike goes into his local post office to buy some stamps.
As he walks up to the counter, he sees a middle-aged man methodically
sticking stamps onto a pile of pink envelopes.
He was also placing ‘I Love You’ heart-shaped stickers on the back
of the envelopes.

When he had finished, the man took out a bottle of French perfume
and sprayed it on all the envelopes.
Mike was curious and had to find out why, so he goes up to the man and asks.
The man replies, "I'm sending out 100 scented Valentine cards, each one signed,
'From you know who'."
"Why so many?" Mike asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer and business is not too good."

Lol no wonder business is not too good Hahaha

 

[Hrynpa]

LOVE AT THE POST OFFICE

Mike goes into his local post office to buy some stamps.
As he walks up to the counter, he sees a middle-aged man methodically
sticking stamps onto a pile of pink envelopes.
He was also placing ‘I Love You’ heart-shaped stickers on the back
of the envelopes.

When he had finished, the man took out a bottle of French perfume
and sprayed it on all the envelopes.
Mike was curious and had to find out why, so he goes up to the man and asks.
The man replies, "I'm sending out 100 scented Valentine cards, each one signed,
'From you know who'."
"Why so many?" Mike asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer and business is not too good."

Nice ambulance chaser

 

[joany]

LOVE AT THE POST OFFICE

Mike goes into his local post office to buy some stamps.
As he walks up to the counter, he sees a middle-aged man methodically
sticking stamps onto a pile of pink envelopes.
He was also placing ‘I Love You’ heart-shaped stickers on the back
of the envelopes.

When he had finished, the man took out a bottle of French perfume
and sprayed it on all the envelopes.
Mike was curious and had to find out why, so he goes up to the man and asks.
The man replies, "I'm sending out 100 scented Valentine cards, each one signed,
'From you know who'."
"Why so many?" Mike asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer and business is not too good."

Haha maybe he should have put a business card in each of the cards.

 

[Rosiebitz]

Good one!!! Good way to drum up business

 

[Macarj]

Lucky I trust my wife she's had a few cards