[Skipton]

Lost Golf Ball​

A man staggers into an emergency room with two
black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this,” said the man, “I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around,
I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s
golf ball–stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.
That’s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
‘Hey, this looks like yours!'”

 

[Senor]

Ambiguous statements will cause problems.

 

[Caroline257]

Love it

 

[Lawrence1945]

A shoe

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A man staggers into an emergency room with two
black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this,” said the man, “I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around,
I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s
golf ball–stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.
That’s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
‘Hey, this looks like yours!'”

Skipton Lol that's a good shot poor bugger I Just can stop laughing Hahaha

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Can't stop laughing as well! Great joke

 

[Defiant540]

A shoe

???

 

[Vet543]

???

Wrong Cow ... lol

 

[Defiant540]

Wrong Cow ... lol

still don't get it?

 

[Vet543]

@ Defiant540...
OK.. I will type it slowly .. (Just Kidding)
First peeps are commenting on the lost Golf Ball and suddenly Lawrence writes A Shoe ...Well, that is the answer to the Riddle and was meant to be posted on the riddle thread.
You then wrote ???

The catch-line was the golfer lifting the tail of a cow and finding the golf-ball with the comment "This looks like yours (the golf ball)
Now the answer A shoe pops up thus the comment "Wrong Cow" ...Yeah, I know "crummy comment" but IF the golfer was to lift the tail of a different cow then he might find the SHOE.... bad joke but so are most of these jokes ... so maybe it fits..

 

[Defiant540]

my ??? referred to the shoe not the cows

 

[Vet543]

Thank-you for the information ...