Lost Golf Ball
A man staggers into an emergency room with two
black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this,” said the man, “I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around,
I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s
golf ball–stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.
That’s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
‘Hey, this looks like yours!'”