[wazzalox]

Little piano player​

A guy walks into a bar, puts a box on the counter and takes out a tiny piano. Then he takes out a tiny man, seats him at the piano and gets him to play.
The bartender is amazed and says, "That's amazing where did you get this guy?"
The guy says, "I was walking on the beach and I came across an old lamp. I was cleaning it up when a genie appeared and told me I could make a wish."
"Wow, can I try it?"
So the guy gives him the lamp, the bartender rubs it, the genie appears and the bartender makes his wish.
Just then in walk a whole pile of ducks, the bar is absolutely full of ducks.
The bartender says "I think your genie is hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
The guy says, "Tell me about it, Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

HAHAHA!! Okay, this literally got me chuckling!!!! TOO GOOD!

 

[Joanie.]

A guy walks into a bar, puts a box on the counter and takes out a tiny piano. Then he takes out a tiny man, seats him at the piano and gets him to play.
The bartender is amazed and says, "That's amazing where did you get this guy?"
The guy says, "I was walking on the beach and I came across an old lamp. I was cleaning it up when a genie appeared and told me I could make a wish."
"Wow, can I try it?"
So the guy gives him the lamp, the bartender rubs it, the genie appears and the bartender makes his wish.
Just then in walk a whole pile of ducks, the bar is absolutely full of ducks.
The bartender says "I think your genie is hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
The guy says, "Tell me about it, Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

 

[Mindygirl12022]

A guy walks into a bar, puts a box on the counter and takes out a tiny piano. Then he takes out a tiny man, seats him at the piano and gets him to play.
The bartender is amazed and says, "That's amazing where did you get this guy?"
The guy says, "I was walking on the beach and I came across an old lamp. I was cleaning it up when a genie appeared and told me I could make a wish."
"Wow, can I try it?"
So the guy gives him the lamp, the bartender rubs it, the genie appears and the bartender makes his wish.
Just then in walk a whole pile of ducks, the bar is absolutely full of ducks.
The bartender says "I think your genie is hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
The guy says, "Tell me about it, Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

 

[Mindygirl12022]

Haha. No, no more than the bartender ask for ducks.

 

[WADuck]

Thanks I needed that wonder what the guy was thinking of doing with the other thing he asked the deaf genie for.

 

[Possum Lover]

Hey Hey what did you say?

 

[Johno54]

Genie not understand English langwige

 

[Goodbloke]

A guy walks into a bar, puts a box on the counter and takes out a tiny piano. Then he takes out a tiny man, seats him at the piano and gets him to play.
The bartender is amazed and says, "That's amazing where did you get this guy?"
The guy says, "I was walking on the beach and I came across an old lamp. I was cleaning it up when a genie appeared and told me I could make a wish."
"Wow, can I try it?"
So the guy gives him the lamp, the bartender rubs it, the genie appears and the bartender makes his wish.
Just then in walk a whole pile of ducks, the bar is absolutely full of ducks.
The bartender says "I think your genie is hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
The guy says, "Tell me about it, Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Is he able to play ‘Moonlight’ Sonata.?