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LEXUS DEALERSHIP

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.
She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud wind escapes her butt.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident
and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."
 
Typical of a car salesperson, always lurking around.
 
Heard this joke many times before in different versions. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor, Doctor, I feel run down. You should be more careful crossing the road then.
 
When buying a Lexus. Always negotiate. Because it will be "Less than Ask".
 
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LEXUS DEALERSHIP

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.
She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud wind escapes her butt.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident
and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"


He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."
Obviously not a gentleman salesman🤣🤣
 
What a arsehole of a salesman :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
LEXUS DEALERSHIP

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.
She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud wind escapes her butt.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident
and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"


He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."
Are these jokes getting repeated
 
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LEXUS DEALERSHIP

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.
She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud wind escapes her butt.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident
and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"


He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."
Lol, poor lady maybe she shouldn't get the car before visiting the toilet! Hahaha.
 
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Are these jokes getting repeated
APOLOGIES... having trouble posting... doesn't go through, when I try a 2nd time, both go through and don't allow me to delete...
 
Heard this joke many times before in different versions. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor, Doctor, I feel run down. You should be more careful crossing the road then.
He was probably just tyred.
 
APOLOGIES... having trouble posting... doesn't go through, when I try a 2nd time, both go through and don't allow me to delete...
I've had similiar. @mOiOz If you go back, you need to refresh the page, as going back show as pre your last action. So you can end up with 2 same entries. Hope that makes sense.
 
She might if it was a ferrari or lambo etc. But a Lexus? Just as well it was a funny joke.
 
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Yes. I've kept many of them and about 25% are repeats.
Apologies, I had problems posting the last 4 jokes, they would not go through, so I posted again and then they were duplicated and I was unable to delete any reposts.
 

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