[Vinylted]

While diving in a deep river
The temperature made her shiver;
Icy cold on her body
she craved a nice toddy,
But the guy just didn’t deliver.

Well done folks, looks good all together....

 

[Vinylted]

A new one..

Does a hot toddy warm a cold body?

 

[Pommyoz]

Ooooh yeah matey!! a large toddy

 

[Luckyus]

G'day as you will see from my post your 2nd, 3rd & 4th lines assembled by copy & pasting... I added the last line which made for a completed limerick. Quite easy once you get into the swing of it... VT

Don't know whether this qualifies? but her goes.

I heard the faint buzz of a bee .

As it's it's sting it buried in me.

Her a=rse it was fine.

But you should have seen mine.

Under the shade of the old apple tree,

 

[Vinylted]

Does a hot toddy warm a cold body?
Ooooh yeah, matey!! a large toddy;
Lots of hot rum and gin

 

[Vinylted]

I heard the faint buzz of a bee .

As it's it's sting it buried in me.

Her a=rse it was fine.

But you should have seen mine.

Under the shade of the old apple tree,

Yayyy getting with it, well done, if you have ever heard a limerick sung and then find you can sing yours, you know you have it pretty right.

 

[My handle]

While mingling outside the school
The mothers looked calm and cool
Their clothing was odd

 

[Vinylted]

While mingling outside the school
The mothers looked calm and cool:
Their clothing was odd
So scarce on the bod,

 

[Debonair26]

While mingling outside the school
The mothers looked calm and cool:
Their clothing was odd
So scarce on the bod,
At least they had togs for the pool!

 

[Vinylted]

Not all Mum's suit a brief bikini

 

[Pommyoz]

Not all Mums suit a brief bikini
Too much Bol and fettucini
My waist's not that bad
I could be better clad
But I'm addicted to all kinds of cini!

 

[Vinylted]

Good one Pommyoz, How about one line at a time alternating with others?
I'll start with......


A lass with loose morals from Croydon

 

[Pommyoz]

Good one Pommyoz, How about one line at a time alternating with others?
I'll start with......


A lass with loose morals from Croydon

I find so many answers conflicting, I think, oh this way, then oh, that way.

 

[Pommyoz]

Fell in love with a chap called boyden

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Who had eyes for a lad from Beyondon

 

[Vinylted]

A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Fell in love with a chap called boyden;

A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Who had eyes for a lad from Beyondon

Sorry, but you were beaten to the 2nd line..... I'll leave the fourth to you maybe Pommyoz will oblige with a last line...

 

[Vinylted]

A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Fell in love with a chap called boyden;
So very sexy was she

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Fell in love with a chap called boyden;
So very sexy was she
He grabbed her by the knee

 

[Vinylted]

A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Fell in love with a chap called Boyden;
So very sexy was she
He grabbed her by the knee,
She responded with love, the hoyden!

 

[Pommyoz]

A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Fell in love with a chap called Boyden;
So very sexy was she
He grabbed her by the knee,
She responded with love, the hoyden!

ha! couldn't think of a word.