While diving in a deep river
The temperature made her shiver;
Icy cold on her body
she craved a nice toddy,
But the guy just didn’t deliver.😂

Well done folks, looks good all together....
 
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G'day as you will see from my post your 2nd, 3rd & 4th lines assembled by copy & pasting... I added the last line which made for a completed limerick. :D Quite easy once you get into the swing of it... VT
Don't know whether this qualifies? but her goes.

I heard the faint buzz of a bee .

As it's it's sting it buried in me.

Her a=rse it was fine.

But you should have seen mine.

Under the shade of the old apple tree,
 
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I heard the faint buzz of a bee .

As it's it's sting it buried in me.

Her a=rse it was fine.

But you should have seen mine.

Under the shade of the old apple tree,
Yayyy getting with it, well done, if you have ever heard a limerick sung and then find you can sing yours, you know you have it pretty right.
 
While mingling outside the school
The mothers looked calm and cool
Their clothing was odd
 
While mingling outside the school
The mothers looked calm and cool:
Their clothing was odd
So scarce on the bod,
 
While mingling outside the school
The mothers looked calm and cool:
Their clothing was odd
So scarce on the bod,
At least they had togs for the pool!
 
Good one Pommyoz, How about one line at a time alternating with others?
I'll start with......


A lass with loose morals from Croydon
 
A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Fell in love with a chap called Boyden;
So very sexy was she
He grabbed her by the knee,
She responded with love, the hoyden!
 

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