[Skipton]

Let's Have Some Pun #2​

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Let's Have Some Pun #2​

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The police must remember to have protection!

 

[Dougal]

Let's Have Some Pun #2​

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

* A man hiding at a campsite was charged with loitering within tent.

* The lunatic who jumped into the river in Paris is in Seine.

 

[Fuvckineell]

German professor said punning is a vice and there is no vice vercer

 

[jemsj]

When everything is coming your way…. you are in the wrong lane !