[Fisherman2320]

Lesson In Human Anatomy.​

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

 

[Wandiwa]

Use these letters P E I N S to make a word that answers this question.
Q: What is part of every human male that often stands erect?
A: The answer is spine of course.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Use these letters P E I N S to make a word that answers this question.
Q: What is part of every human male that often stands erect?
A: The answer is spine of course.

I definitely thought of spine... And not something else...

 

[mOiOz]

Now that's an eye-opener for Mary!

 

[MCRAD]

Spine!

 

[Newt]

Use these letters P E I N S to make a word that answers this question.
Q: What is part of every human male that often stands erect?
A: The answer is spine of course.

Male and female both have spines.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Waiter this apple pie is squashed. Well you told me to step on it because you were in an hurry.

 

[Observer]

I definitely thought of spine... And not something else...

Of course you did LMAO

 

[Wandiwa]

Male and female both have spines.

Obviously, but the joke doesn't work if you include females.

 

[Barbara V]

Lesson In Human Anatomy.​

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

I really liked that joke

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Lesson In Human Anatomy.​

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

Lol, Poor Mary she was only speaking the truth! Hahaha.

 

[Tygie]

to both those jokes!

 

[Ezzy]

Oldies but goodies.