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LATE FROM GOLF
Morris comes home late from his weekly golf game; tired, sweaty, and bedraggled.
His wife, Rose, says, “So how come you’re so late? I was beginning to worry already”.
“Oh”, sighs Morris. “It was terrible. We were just on the 11th hole; Harry tees off, suddenly has a heart attack, drops dead on the spot. We were in total shock!”
“Nooo…” cries Rose. “What did you do? Why are you so late?”
“Well, you know how it is”, explains Morris. “Hit the ball, drag Harry; hit the ball, drag Harry; hit the ball, drag Harry…"
Morris comes home late from his weekly golf game; tired, sweaty, and bedraggled.
His wife, Rose, says, “So how come you’re so late? I was beginning to worry already”.
“Oh”, sighs Morris. “It was terrible. We were just on the 11th hole; Harry tees off, suddenly has a heart attack, drops dead on the spot. We were in total shock!”
“Nooo…” cries Rose. “What did you do? Why are you so late?”
“Well, you know how it is”, explains Morris. “Hit the ball, drag Harry; hit the ball, drag Harry; hit the ball, drag Harry…"