[Carol8]

Kids Cursing​

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are raking the lawn.

The 6-year-old asks, 'You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss.'

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues, 'When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell, and you say something with arse.'

The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mum, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mum locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks sternly, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

 

[Emmy Im12]

Kids Cursing​

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are raking the lawn.

The 6-year-old asks, 'You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss.'

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues, 'When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell, and you say something with arse.'

The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mum, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mum locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks sternly, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

 

[WADuck]

 

[Goodbloke]

Back in the day, we never spoke back to our Mum, never...and that is why we were a better set of people than the louts about today, cursing this, cursing that.....my mum never gave me a whooping, she had the look.....remember the """ LOOK """

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Kids Cursing​

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are raking the lawn.

The 6-year-old asks, 'You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss.'

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues, 'When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell, and you say something with arse.'

The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mum, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mum locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks sternly, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

Lol what naughty boys, Fat arse Mum! Hoo Noo! Hahaha

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Just love them little buggers

 

[MHM]

Kids Cursing​

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are raking the lawn.

The 6-year-old asks, 'You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss.'

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues, 'When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell, and you say something with arse.'

The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mum, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mum locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks sternly, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

I suppose then that the 4 year old resiled from his promise to say something including the word "arse". Or is it just a matter that the joke was spoiled by SDC's translation of language, as is often the case.

 

[Lesleymorris58]

Kids Cursing​

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are raking the lawn.

The 6-year-old asks, 'You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss.'

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues, 'When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell, and you say something with arse.'

The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mum, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mum locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks sternly, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

Another hilarious one