[mjm9]

Julie Andrews​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Abbey Abbey who? Abbey hive is where honey is made.

 

[Catherines]

Love Julie Andrews’ (or rather mjm9’s) version about the lipstick! Excellent. And Dennis - your knock, knock is a good play on words and spelling, also.

 

[Reet]

Very clever mjm9

 

[mjm9]

Very clever mjm9

There is another one that claims that Gandhi was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

 

[louarrivolo]

The way I heard it was.....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

 

[mjm9]

The way I heard it was.....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Yes. You are right. My memory let me down. Thank you.

 

[mjm9]

Yes. You are right. My memory let me down. Thank you.

 

[Reet]

You were having a "Senior Moment" I guess, mjm9

 

[Luckyus]

SUPERCALLOUSADISTICFLAGELLISITICEXPERTCUNNINGLINGUIST?

 

[DLHM]

SUPERCALLOUSADISTICFLAGELLISITICEXPERTCUNNINGLINGUIST?

Somehow I can’t imagine Julie Andrews singing those words.

 

[Luckyus]

Somehow I can’t imagine Julie Andrews singing those words.

I can if she was wearing a leather swimsuit and Jackboots etc.?

 

[DLHM]

I can if she was wearing a leather swimsuit and Jackboots etc.?

That’s quite an imagination you have @Luckyus!

 

[Luckyus]

That’s quite an imagination you have @Luckyus!

So I have been told Many. Many, Many times? @DLHM!!

 

[Luckyus]

Albert Einstein.
Was a genius.
His cousin Frank.
Was a Monster!

 

[marni]

Good one