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Jokes 1​

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good!Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Ian D]

Daddy Polar Bear was talking to his son baby polar bear, baby polar bear asks dad polar bear "Dad are you sure i am a polar bear?
Dad polar bear replies "Yes of course son you are a polar bear, i am a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, your sister is a polar bear. Why do ask son?"
The son replies "Because I am bloody frezing."

 

[Littleboy8]

Daddy Polar Bear was talking to his son baby polar bear, baby polar bear asks dad polar bear "Dad are you sure i am a polar bear?
Dad polar bear replies "Yes of course son you are a polar bear, i am a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, your sister is a polar bear. Why do ask son?"
The son replies "Because I am bloody frezing."

must live in frankston it’s icy cold even with the out

 

[Ian D]

Husband & Wife were talking & the wife said "I think that i might get breast implants"
Husband says "All that money & expense & surgery, why don't you just get some toilet paper & rub it up & down between your breasts?"
The wife says " You stupid idiot, what will that do?"
Husband replies "Well it worked on your arse."

You must have a sense of humour in life.

 

[Littleboy8]

Husband & Wife were talking & the wife said "I think that i might get breast implants"
Husband says "All that money & expense & surgery, why don't you just get some toilet paper & rub it up & down between your breasts?"
The wife says " You stupid idiot, what will that do?"
Husband replies "Well it worked on your arse."

You must have a sense of humour in life.

Absolutely

 

[APapaz]

Husband & Wife were talking & the wife said "I think that i might get breast implants"
Husband says "All that money & expense & surgery, why don't you just get some toilet paper & rub it up & down between your breasts?"
The wife says " You stupid idiot, what will that do?"
Husband replies "Well it worked on your arse."

You must have a sense of humour in life.

Call the ambulance!!

 

[PattiB]

must live in frankston it’s icy cold even with the out

Or Launceston

 

[Littleboy8]

Or Launceston

Frosty the ️ snowman lives there.brrrrrrr

 

[Gazman]

Top joke for HUMP day!

 

[Dennis]

Good to hear new joke members.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Jeff I got offered a new job teaching creative writing at a prison. Marjorie Wow did you decide to take it? Jeff I am not sure, I was up all last night thinking of the prose and cons.

 

[Littleboy8]

Frosty the ️ snowman lives there.brrrrrrr

Jack Frost is holidaying here with a bigger brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Luckyus]

must live in frankston it’s icy cold even with the out

Your not bloody wrong there, Its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a light switch.

 

[Littleboy8]

Your not bloody wrong there, Its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a light switch.

hope your puddy cats warm