Jokes 1
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good!Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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must live in frankston it’s icy cold even with the outDaddy Polar Bear was talking to his son baby polar bear, baby polar bear asks dad polar bear "Dad are you sure i am a polar bear?
Dad polar bear replies "Yes of course son you are a polar bear, i am a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, your sister is a polar bear. Why do ask son?"
The son replies "Because I am bloody frezing."
AbsolutelyHusband & Wife were talking & the wife said "I think that i might get breast implants"
Husband says "All that money & expense & surgery, why don't you just get some toilet paper & rub it up & down between your breasts?"
The wife says " You stupid idiot, what will that do?"
Husband replies "Well it worked on your arse."
You must have a sense of humour in life.
Call the ambulance!!Husband & Wife were talking & the wife said "I think that i might get breast implants"
Husband says "All that money & expense & surgery, why don't you just get some toilet paper & rub it up & down between your breasts?"
The wife says " You stupid idiot, what will that do?"
Husband replies "Well it worked on your arse."
You must have a sense of humour in life.
Or Launcestonmust live in frankston it’s icy cold even with the out
Frosty the ️ snowman lives there.brrrrrrrOr Launceston
Jack Frost is holidaying here with a bigger brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrFrosty the ️ snowman lives there.brrrrrrr
Your not bloody wrong there, Its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a light switch.must live in frankston it’s icy cold even with the out
hope your puddy cats warmYour not bloody wrong there, Its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a light switch.