[Cheb]

JOKE​

MY WIFE IS MISSING.

HUSBAND: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
OFFICER: Age?
HUSBAND: I'm not sure. Around 40. We don't do birthdays.
OFFICER: Height?
HUSBAND: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER: Weight?
HUSBAND: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER: Colour of eyes?
HUSBAND: Sort of brown, I think.
OFFICER: Colour of hair?
HUSBAND: Changes a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER: What was she wearing?
HUSBAND: Could have been, pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in?
HUSBAND: She went on my motorcycle.
OFFICER: What kind of motorcycle was it?
HUSBAND: A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14" apes,
stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield,
JPcycles foot boards, highway pegs and crash bars........
At this point the Husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy Sir, we'll find your motorcycle.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Men will be men... Hahaha! This was such a good one. Totally wasn't expecting that twist! Thank you for making us laugh out loud.

 

[Vin]

That’s funny love a harley

 

[chezna]

Typical!

 

[Donna62]

MY WIFE IS MISSING.

HUSBAND: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
OFFICER: Age?
HUSBAND: I'm not sure. Around 40. We don't do birthdays.
OFFICER: Height?
HUSBAND: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER: Weight?
HUSBAND: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER: Colour of eyes?
HUSBAND: Sort of brown, I think.
OFFICER: Colour of hair?
HUSBAND: Changes a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER: What was she wearing?
HUSBAND: Could have been, pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in?
HUSBAND: She went on my motorcycle.
OFFICER: What kind of motorcycle was it?
HUSBAND: A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14" apes,
stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield,
JPcycles foot boards, highway pegs and crash bars........
At this point the Husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy Sir, we'll find your motorcycle.

Haha typical male

 

[Possum Lover]

Ouch, bet she is not shopping, she is running away from him.

 

[SandyW]

MY WIFE IS MISSING.

HUSBAND: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
OFFICER: Age?
HUSBAND: I'm not sure. Around 40. We don't do birthdays.
OFFICER: Height?
HUSBAND: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER: Weight?
HUSBAND: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER: Colour of eyes?
HUSBAND: Sort of brown, I think.
OFFICER: Colour of hair?
HUSBAND: Changes a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER: What was she wearing?
HUSBAND: Could have been, pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in?
HUSBAND: She went on my motorcycle.
OFFICER: What kind of motorcycle was it?
HUSBAND: A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14" apes,
stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield,
JPcycles foot boards, highway pegs and crash bars........
At this point the Husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy Sir, we'll find your motorcycle.

This is an oldie but goodie. You can tell what is more important to him.

 

[Luisa Candelli]

Yeah I agree with possum Lover !

 

[Donna62]

Ouch, bet she is not shopping, she is running away from him.

Haha and she had brains to take the Harley

 

[APapaz]

Ouch, bet she is not shopping, she is running away from him.

She’s not running away from him but running away with Harley! Serves him right!!

 

[Vinylted]

A good variation on a theme, I've heard the same joke but with a truck (Ute here).