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Joke of the Day (20 October 2021) - A Corny One​

What do you call a fish with 10 eyes?​

Fiiiiiiiiiish

 

[Goodbloke]

What do you call a fish with 10 eyes?​

Fiiiiiiiiiish

Brilliant

 

[Jonathan Leane]

How bout this... What do you call a deer with no eyes?


......


No idea (eye-deer)


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


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Still no idea

 

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Brilliant

@Goodbloke knowing you, I'm sure you have a similar joke to rival this one can you think of any?

 

[Goodbloke]

@Goodbloke knowing you, I'm sure you have a similar joke to rival this one can you think of any?

How about - what do you call a man in a pile of leaves?





…. Russell

 

[Xe]

How about - what do you call a man in a pile of leaves?





…. Russell

@Goodbloke this joke is so bad its good

 

[Vinylted]

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

My grandchildren keep popping up with these.... also What do you call a man lying on the floor....

 

[Goodbloke]

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

My grandchildren keep popping up with these.... also What do you call a man lying on the floor....

Doug. (dug).
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[Vinylted]

Man of floor is actually Matt.. lol

 

[Xe]

Man of floor is actually Matt.. lol

So was @Goodbloke correct about it being Doug? Also... I'm a bit confused about him having a shovel in his head

 

[Vinylted]

So was @Goodbloke correct about it being Doug? Also... I'm a bit confused about him having a shovel in his head

Doug is spot one... lol