Jesus's lunch
An old nun who was living next to a Brooklyn construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to where the men were eating. She walked over to the group with a big smile and said "Do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down "Yeah, why?"
The worker yelled back, "His wife's here with his lunch"