[Skipton]

It's The Thought!​

My wife just opened the door for me.
It would have been a nice gesture
if we hadn’t been going 70 kilometres
per hour at the time

 

[Ivory]

It might have been an even better gesture if she hadn’t undone your seatbelt first!

 

[UNIT1000]

ouch

 

[CliffE]

Her court case comes up next week.

Judge: Just answer Yes or No,
Are you still beating your wife?

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Where can you buy ancient elephants? At a mammoth sale.

 

[Viellarde]

Backseat driving again?

 

[Reet]

When was the divorce?? And who got the car wreck??

 

[EllenM]

Oh dear Skipton! Too funny!

As for me, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[Defiant540]

Her court case comes up next week.

Judge: Just answer Yes or No,
Are you still beating your wife?

don't get it ?

 

[CliffE]

don't get it ?

This is one of "cannot get out of it" questions.
You have been accused of beating your wife, YES gets you put away, NO means you have been beating your wife and are just taking a rest.
PLEASE let me know if you still don't get it.
By the way this has absolutely nothing to with the 70km door opening joke, sorry.

 

[Defiant540]

This is one of "cannot get out of it" questions.
You have been accused of beating your wife, YES gets you put away, NO means you have been beating your wife and are just taking a rest.
PLEASE let me know if you still don't get it.
By the way this has absolutely nothing to with the 70km door opening joke, sorry.

nope