[Skipton]

It's Curtains!​

A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated
operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him.
"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it's just that there's a fire at the
empty warehouse across the street,
and we didn't want you waking up and thinking
that the operation was unsuccessful."

 

[Ivory]

Suble, but oh so clever!

 

[CliffE]

1848 Edmund Kennedy reached Weymouth Bay, North QLD. after leaving Van Demons Land in 1818 heading north looking for Monotony Bay. It was discovered in 1830 that his orders had a misprint and it should have read Botany Bay. His last known whereabouts was in Hudson Bay, Canada. He hopes to be home by Christmas. (Year not specified)

My apologies to Edmund Kennedy, great explorer, I'm sure he is having a good chuckle.

 

[CliffE]

I too was was a great explorer, until she slapped my face and told me to be careful where I put my hands.
In December we will have been married 43 years!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke.

 

[UNIT1000]

wye dontyou open the curtions and let the dum polly find out him or her self

 

[Veggiepatch]

I too was was a great explorer, until she slapped my face and told me to be careful where I put my hands.
In December we will have been married 43 years!

And you have the scars to prove it!!!

 

[Veggiepatch]

wye dontyou open the curtions and let the dum polly find out him or her self

And push him out of the window....

If it was Dutton, he would end up mashed potato!

 

[Reet]

Good one!

 

[mOiOz]

I too was was a great explorer, until she slapped my face and told me to be careful where I put my hands.
In December we will have been married 43 years!

 

[Luckyus]

I too was was a great explorer, until she slapped my face and told me to be careful where I put my hands.
In December we will have been married 43 years!

I remember, a long time ago i must have felt an erogenous zone, because she kneed me in one of mine.

 

[WADuck]

And push him out of the window....

If it was Dutton, he would end up mashed potato!

 

[Littleboy8]

And push him out of the window....

If it was Dutton, he would end up mashed potato!

good one v.p.

 

[Veggiepatch]

I remember, a long time ago i must have felt an erogenous zone, because she kneed me in one of mine.

You have more than one erogenous zone???

 

[Richard12]

1848 Edmund Kennedy reached Weymouth Bay, North QLD. after leaving Van Demons Land in 1818 heading north looking for Monotony Bay. It was discovered in 1830 that his orders had a misprint and it should have read Botany Bay. His last known whereabouts was in Hudson Bay, Canada. He hopes to be home by Christmas. (Year not specified)

My apologies to Edmund Kennedy, great explorer, I'm sure he is having a good chuckle.

Hi, I am sure it is a spelling mistake by accident. It is actually Van Diemans land.

 

[mOiOz]

I remember, a long time ago i must have felt an erogenous zone, because she kneed me in one of mine.

Ouch..., can't be fun having a pat turn into a patella...!

 

[magpie1]

And push him out of the window....

If it was Dutton, he would end up mashed potato!

If it was Albo.....he would think he was Home already.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Boo hoo! Another supporter of the Roundheads....

 

[Ivory]

And push him out of the window....

If it was Dutton, he would end up mashed potato!

Yes please, spuds aren’t that good for us anyway!

 

[CliffE]

Hi, I am sure it is a spelling mistake by accident. It is actually Van Diemans land.

It was a deliberate mistake as in Monotony Bay. Adelaide = Had her laid, Brisbane = Bruise(d) again or Bruce again.