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Ivory

Ivory

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Interested In A Threesome

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty damn good for a 60 year old as well.

We had a few drinks, and she asked me if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
"What's that? I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, "No, I haven't".

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night".
We went back to her place.

We walked in.

She put on the hall light, and shouted upstairs: "Mum…you still awake?'
 

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