[Skipton]

I'll Be Back!!!​

A man and a woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, " When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life."
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked,
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.......and I know
he won't ask for directions."

 

[Ian1]

I'll Be Back!!!​

A man and a woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, " When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life."
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked,
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.......and I know
he won't ask for directions."

You know what they say about attempting to outsmart a woman!

 

[normamatthews]

Hilarious

 

[Yvonne C.]

I'd have had him cremated!

 

[Gards]

I'll Be Back!!!​

A man and a woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, " When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life."
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked,
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.......and I know
he won't ask for directions."

Good one

 

[Luckyus]

I'll Be Back!!!​

A man and a woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, " When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life."
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked,
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.......and I know
he won't ask for directions."

Nice to see them always coming back, thanks for posting.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

I'll Be Back!!!​

A man and a woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, " When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life."
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked,
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.......and I know
he won't ask for directions."

Hahaha that was funny I just couldn't stop laughing what a sweet women burring him upside down lol he may dig himself to hell Lol

 

[Defiant540]

I'll Be Back!!!​

A man and a woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, " When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life."
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked,
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.......and I know
he won't ask for directions."

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