[Skipton]

I Need A Raise!​

I told my boss three companies were after me and
I needed a raise to stay at my job.
We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me,
"By the way, which companies are after you?"
I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."

 

[Glenys R]

Join the club!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

I Need A Raise!​

I told my boss three companies were after me and
I needed a raise to stay at my job.
We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me,
"By the way, which companies are after you?"
I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."

Lol, fair enough he needs a raise. got Yea Boss! Hahaha.

 

[Catherines]

Skipton, you keep giving them to us! I like this one too!

 

[Darron]

Made me laugh!

 

[Dennis]

Good one.