Aussie goes to the Vatican and spots a phone on the wall marked
"Talk with God for $10 a minute"
The Aussie pulls the Pope to one side and says $10 is pretty rude for 1 minute.
Pope says its a very long distance call all the way up to heaven.
Aussie says ... down in Australia it would only be 50c and talk for as long as you want.
Pope can't believe it and asks the Aussie to explain.
Aussie says simply .... Your in God's country so it would only be a local call.
 

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