[mOiOz]

I GO TO GYM...​

 

[Ivory]

They’ve told me I’m no longer fit enough to drive so the gym is totally off my GPS . Well that’s my excuse!

 

[CliffE]

I had a fall out at the gym, I now go to Georgie, she is 6'4" her numbers are 38 24 32. Every time I go there I'm out of breath after the first few minutes, she gives me a two minute hug and my face gets buried in her cleavage and I can't breathe!

 

[Gunpark]

Sound like the bloke that named his boat GYM, he went to the gym several times a week.

 

[Kayer02]

That's me !!

 

[Ezzy]

A woman & her friend catch up for coffee. They're chatting about life & the topic of exercise comes up.
"I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so l got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club & started exercising".
"So, l decided to take an aerobics class for seniors".
"I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up & down, & perspired for an hour".
"But by the time l got my leotards on, the class was already over".

 

[novezar]

I had a fall out at the gym, I now go to Georgie, she is 6'4" her numbers are 38 24 32. Every time I go there I'm out of breath after the first few minutes, she gives me a two minute hug and my face gets buried in her cleavage and I can't breathe!

You're lucky.

 

[Defiant540]

A woman & her friend catch up for coffee. They're chatting about life & the topic of exercise comes up.
"I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so l got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club & started exercising".
"So, l decided to take an aerobics class for seniors".
"I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up & down, & perspired for an hour".
"But by the time l got my leotards on, the class was already over".

good one!