[Observer]

I am the man of the house !!!!!​

A husband came home from work, stormed into the kitchen, and declared, “From now on, I’m the man of this house and my word is law! You’ll cook me a gourmet meal, serve me dessert, and after dinner, we’re going upstairs to have the kind of night in the bedroom I want. Then you’ll draw me a bath, wash my back, dry me off, bring me my robe, massage my feet… and here's the best bit - tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife looked up and replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”

 

[SSCElderberry]

An Intensive care nurse would have been mine!

 

[Luckyus]

Round em up?

 

[SirExton]

I remember mi Dad saying that one to mi mother Eve! Thats when she gave him the apple and the world fludded with tears of grief, ever since!!