Mikev

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I’m giving up drinking… 🍷

I'm giving up drinking until Christmas. 🍷

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I'm giving up.
Drinking until Christmas.
😊
 
Please don’t limit yourself too much. You don’t know what damage could be occurring if you go cold turkey 🤣🤣🤣🤣😻
 
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Nothing wrong with cold turkey, make a sandwich with sliced cold turkey, mashed potato salad and cranberry mayonnaise and a few slivers of ham. Top that with a tankard of beer or two or whatever your fancy is. (make sure she is awake)
 
Nothing wrong with cold turkey, make a sandwich with sliced cold turkey, mashed potato salad and cranberry mayonnaise and a few slivers of ham. Top that with a tankard of beer or two or whatever your fancy is. (make sure she is awake)
Haha 🎅
 
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A good one. Similar to 'let's eat children' instead of 'let's eat, children'.
 
Which Christmas? They keep coming up every 12 months...!
 
A good one. Similar to 'let's eat children' instead of 'let's eat, children'.
As compared to:-

"I helped my Uncle Jack, off a horse".

OR

"I helped my uncle jack off a horse".
 
As long as you don't drink then drive you should enjoy yourself!
 
I've got to lay you or jack off?
You better jack off then
I've got a headache
 
A good one. Similar to 'let's eat children' instead of 'let's eat, children'.
Or “what is this thing called love” instead of “what is this thing called, love” 😆😆😆
 
Thank you 🎅
 

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