Dennis r's Afternoon Joke. What's the difference between an Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Browsing through my computer and came across this joke.
An Irishman walked into a bar in Toronto and ordered a drink, The bartender noticing his accent asked what brought him to Canada, the Irishman says well I was in this pub in Dublin and the coaster under my drink said Drink Canada Dry so I thought I would come over and give it a shot.
 
Dennis r's Afternoon Joke. What's the difference between an Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Browsing through my computer and came across this joke.
An Irishman walked into a bar in Toronto and ordered a drink, The bartender noticing his accent asked what brought him to Canada, the Irishman says well I was in this pub in Dublin and the coaster under my drink said Drink Canada Dry so I thought I would come over and give it a shot.
That was reputed to be Brendan Behan who came up with that quip.
 

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