[Skipton]

Hot Number!​

Paddy walked into the doctors office with two burnt ears.
The doctor asked him, ''What happened to your ear?''
Paddy replied, ''I was ironing when the phone rang,
so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the
iron and put it to my ear.''
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, ''Well, what happened
to the other ear?''
''The silly bugger rang back again!''

 

[Carsrme]

Now he's a hothead.
Carsrme

 

[Joyem]

The bugger didn't learn the first time!

 

[Dennis]

Strike whilst the iron is hot.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Hot Number!​

Paddy walked into the doctors office with two burnt ears.
The doctor asked him, ''What happened to your ear?''
Paddy replied, ''I was ironing when the phone rang,
so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the
iron and put it to my ear.''
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, ''Well, what happened
to the other ear?''
''The silly bugger rang back again!''

Lol, don't blame the silly bugger! you are the silly bugger! Hahaha.

 

[mOiOz]

Hot Number!​

Paddy walked into the doctors office with two burnt ears.
The doctor asked him, ''What happened to your ear?''
Paddy replied, ''I was ironing when the phone rang,
so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the
iron and put it to my ear.''
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, ''Well, what happened
to the other ear?''
''The silly bugger rang back again!''

'Ear, 'ear..., is the ringing in my ears disturbing you?

 

[anne2162]

Hot Number!​

Paddy walked into the doctors office with two burnt ears.
The doctor asked him, ''What happened to your ear?''
Paddy replied, ''I was ironing when the phone rang,
so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the
iron and put it to my ear.''
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, ''Well, what happened
to the other ear?''
''The silly bugger rang back again!''

Yep some of us just can't do two things at once

 

[magpie1]

How inconsiderate......at least he could have waited 'til the iron had cooled down before he rang back.....