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Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #7​

What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast?


Hold on for deer life.
 
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DESPERATE REQUEST (Just in Case):
Most of us know Chinese New Year is coming up soon so,... kindly make every attempt to refrain from the urge of posting Chinese Fortune Cookie memes, during this period and always.
Thank you 😁 🎰
 
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Maddison Dwyer said:
Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #7​

What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast?


Hold on for deer life.
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Excellent! My crackers have terrible jokes!
 
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I'm glad Santa was HOLDEN on for dear life. But can he af-FORD the speeding fine....
 
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If SDC was like the TV show Survivor,
@Maddison Dwyer with these terrible Christmas cracker jokes would have long been voted off.
 
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Certainly adding Rudolph and friends to the naughty list :ROFLMAO:
 
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