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Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #5​

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?



A Holly Davidson!
 
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You have to laugh at cracker jokes, they’re so bad they make you giggle. We all need as much laughter as possible in our lives. Keep it up Maddie, you’re doing a superb job. Happy quiet new year.
 
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Funny. What about the one, "help, I am trapped in a Christmas Cracker factory?"
 
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Maddison Dwyer said:
Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #5​

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?



A Holly Davidson!
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Maddie, I struggle with this one, being a Davidson. And which adjective to use: holy. holley. holy. holey. holly, etc. Not offended in the least.
HNY
 
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Maddie, I struggle with this one, being a Davidson. And which adjective to use: holy. holley. holy. holey. holly, etc. Not offended in the least.
HNY
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My son has one (the Motor Cycle}, named one of dogs Harley ......
 
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Ahhhh Harley Davidson's ...
one of the most efficient machines known to man, for converting petrol into noise.
 
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Happy New Year Maddison, the moderators and everyone that is part of this fantastic site. Stay safe, until next year, keep the bad and good jokes coming.
 
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