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Honeymoons
Three sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would start, with them being virgins, and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said
nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled, Mum first went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Great from beginning to end".
Mum blushed but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, which read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand. Mum waited for a week, but nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. A month passed, and still nothing.
A card finally arrived from Auckland, written with a shaky hand, "Air New Zealand "...
Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.
'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'
MUM FAINTED!!!
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and I'm still giggling
