HOME SECURITY FOR SENIORS
Now that I'm old, slow and on a fixed income, I've disconnected my
home alarm system. I also decided to turn off my external lights
and have resigned from Neighbourhood Watch.
To save money I've raised two Al Quaida flags in my front garden, one
at each corner and I have the black flag of ISIS in the centre.
It's so good now, my neighbours, the Local Police, the Federal Police
and the Armed Forces are all keeping watch on my house 24/7.
In addition, I am followed & watched everywhere I go.
I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $149.50 a month!