[Shuffs]

Here is another, this time from Great Danes Facebook​

 

[Wendy Gloss]

It was “Thiiiiiiiiiis Big”

 

[Wandiwa]

I liked the cartoon where Sylvester came across a baby kangaroo and thought it was a mouse.
Sylvester: But son that mouse was as big as a house.
Sylvesters Son: Oh father I am sooooo ashamed.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Scaredy Dog!

 

[Emmy Im12]

Here is another, this time from Great Danes Facebook​

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[Pink lion]

I liked the cartoon where Sylvester came across a baby kangaroo and thought it was a mouse.
Sylvester: But son that mouse was as big as a house.
Sylvesters Son: Oh father I am sooooo ashamed.
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I believe that Kangaroos arguably are the WORLDS LARGEST GRASSHOPPERS!... the weird thing is I read somewhere that magpies like to eat grasshoppers.... I always wondered how many magpies it'd take to fly off with one? lol

 

[Wandiwa]

I believe that Kangaroos arguably are the WORLDS LARGEST GRASSHOPPERS!... the weird thing is I read somewhere that magpies like to eat grasshoppers.... I always wondered how many magpies it'd take to fly off with one? lol

Did you know if you breed a kangaroo and a merino sheep ..... you get a woolly jumper.

 

[Pink lion]

At high school a schoolmate I remember saying (using more colorful language) that if they combined Elephants and kangaroos that we would have giant F*****g holes all over Australia. ha haha ... which of course would be true...

 

[Wandiwa]

At high school a schoolmate I remember saying (using more colorful language) that if they combined Elephants and kangaroos that we would have giant F*****g holes all over Australia. ha haha ... which of course would be true...

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

 

[midgemills]

What is grey and has a trunk? A mouse going on holidays.

 

[Wandiwa]

What is grey and has a trunk? A mouse going on holidays.

Do you know the first thing to come out of an elephants dick having sex?
The wrinkles.

 

[Pink lion]

Do you know the first thing to come out of an elephants dick having sex?
The wrinkles.

tch tch tch your naughty... lol

 

[Gaena]

Here is another, this time from Great Danes Facebook​

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This is a fabulous depiction of a Great Dane, they are so soft and dopey and more often than not too lazy to get out of their own way, the last one I owned used to eat while laying down, they are such loveable loyal and protective dogs, I have some beautiful memories of all 3 Danes that I have been lucky enough to have in my life and I could see this Photo as being of one of them.

 

[Wandiwa]

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
So he could hide in the apple tree ...

How did the pygmy die? Picking apples.

 

[Wandiwa]

This is a fabulous depiction of a Great Dane.

You might be able to tell me ....
Where do you buy saddles for them ?

 

[Gaena]

You might be able to tell me ....
Where do you buy saddles for them ?

HA very common question to any owner, usually asked when out walking with the dog

 

[Wandiwa]

HA very common question to any owner, usually asked when out walking with the dog

Was thinking if you could really buy saddles for them, and you got a small jockey, I wonder if you could race them at the greyhounds?

 

[Reet]

Was thinking if you could really buy saddles for them, and you got a small jockey, I wonder if you could race them at the greyhounds?

I think someone would notice they are different from greyhounds!!

 

[Tygie]

Naughty Dog - if he was found on the cupboard in our house he would really be in the doghouse!!!! (It is not allowed here)

 

[Wandiwa]

I think someone would notice they are different from greyhounds!!

Its been done apparently ...........