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Ivory

Ivory

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He Has a Way With Words!

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Beats being told you have spider legs sticking out the side of your knickers.
 
Where I come from we call them Koala ears 🐨 😁😁
 
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I suspect we are not talking about the same thing. 🤷‍♂️
Ok the way I interpreted this comment was a. Long skinny legs or b. stray hair from around the elastic. Because my legs are like old growth forest I went the stray hair! What was your interpretation, I’m really curious now?
 
Ok the way I interpreted this comment was a. Long skinny legs or b. stray hair from around the elastic. Because my legs are like old growth forest I went the stray hair! What was your interpretation, I’m really curious now?
Yep stray hairs are what I meant by spiders legs. Koala ears made me think, you meant some other part of the female anatomy in that region.
 
Yep stray hairs are what I meant by spiders legs. Koala ears made me think, you meant some other part of the female anatomy in that region.
Sort of but really just the fluffy bits 🤣🤣
 
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when blowflies die they crawl up old men's noses, look close and you can see their legs
 
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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock. Whose there? Abbot Abbot who? Abbot you do not know who this is.
 
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Ok the way I interpreted this comment was a. Long skinny legs or b. stray hair from around the elastic. Because my legs are like old growth forest I went the stray hair! What was your interpretation, I’m really curious now?
How does a good refined Lady hold her liqueur? By the Ears!
 
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How does a good refined Lady hold her liqueur? By the Ears!
Pubic hairs are like brussel sprouts.
If you dont like them, push them to one side and eat everything else.
 
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Pubic hairs are like brussel sprouts.
If you dont like them, push them to one side and eat everything else.
Bugger Iove Brussels spouts!
 
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Yep stray hairs are what I meant by spiders legs. Koala ears made me think, you meant some other part of the female anatomy in that region.
Any stray hairs I've got are called ghost gums?
 
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