[Ian D]

Hair falling out.​

I went to see the doctor the other day, I walked in and asked him - My hair is falling out, is there anything you can give me to keep it in?
The Doctor replied - See the receptionist on the way out she might be able to find you a box.

 

[SirExton]

I walked into the South of Perth Yacht Club last night with my Lancashire flat cap on, that I forgot to leave in the car. I wear it all the time as advised by my GP, to keep my head covered due to having skin cancers removed in the past. One of the past commodores caught me out and said "Phil take Ur hat off in the club, it will cost U a round of drinks!" I took my cap off and he said "Ur as bald as a badger Phil"and the people at the table laughed. I said "unlike, U I know where all my hair is, it's stuck on the wicker head board of my bed!" The people laughed even harder at my comment!

 

[Mr Chips]

Went to see my GP the other day/ He said, "Haven't seen you for a while". I said, "I know, I've been sick".
(Sorry, oldie but goodie.)

 

[Ivory]

I walked into the South of Perth Yacht Club last night with my Lancashire flat cap on, that I forgot to leave in the car. I wear it all the time as advised by my GP, to keep my head covered due to having skin cancers removed in the past. One of the past commodores caught me out and said "Phil take Ur hat off in the club, it will cost U a round of drinks!" I took my cap off and he said "Ur as bald as a badger Phil"and the people at the table laughed. I said "unlike, U I know where all my hair is, it's stuck on the wicker head board of my bed!" The people laughed even harder at my comment!

The lord is just the lord is fair. He made some with brains and the rest with hair. Well done on losing hair Sir Phil

 

[SirExton]

The lord is just the lord is fair. He made some with brains and the rest with hair. Well done on losing hair Sir Phil

Amen! & Amen! Ox