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Haggling With the Dentist​

One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount!" the woman says. "Isn't there a cheaper way ?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," replies the woman.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."
"Nope," moans the woman, "it's still too much."

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."
"Marvelous," says the woman.
"May I book my mother-in-law for next Tuesday please ?"

 

[Dennis]

Good one.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. How many seconds are there in a year? 12 January, February, Etc.

 

[Greggii]

luckily my parents mother-in-law was a wonderful person, as i am not married i don't have any problems with a mother-in-law

 

[Littleboy8]

luckily my parents mother-in-law was a wonderful person, as i am not married i don't have any problems with a mother-in-law

Married twice and never met my mother in laws

 

[PattiB]

My mother in law was amazing, especially after she realised I wasn’t going to produce a whole herd of children. One birth was more than enough.

 

[Reet]

Luckily I had a wonderful mother-in-law. Just wish my husband had taken after his mother as her behaviour was impeccable.

 

[Littleboy8]

Married twice and never met my mother in laws

I should have said my first was put in a mental institution because of issues with alcoholism etc, and she was a well known socialite in those days.And my second was dead and apparently she was a beautiful loving person pity her son didn’t get her beautiful nature.

 

[MIZMAC]

Never met my in-laws. My husband was 14 when his mother passed away. His father had also passed before I met him. As he lived in a small town I heard many stories of them both.

 

[Jo Piper3]

Married twice and never met my mother in laws

Lucky you

 

[Jo Piper3]

I should have said my first was put in a mental institution because of issues with alcoholism etc, and she was a well known socialite in those days.And my second was dead and apparently she was a beautiful loving person pity her son didn’t get her beautiful nature.

Sorry I did not read this before my first reply to you.

 

[Littleboy8]

Sorry I did not read this before my first reply to you.

That’s okay I should have done it first

 

[Littleboy8]

Wow I’m getting a lot of wows on my posts today wowser

 

[mOiOz]

I adored my mother-in-law, I was closer to her than my own mother and even miss her more today!

 

[Dennis]

Could not have wished for better in-laws.

 

[dianearnold]

I never met either. My first lived in England, and my second was deceased.

 

[Macarj]

I had a great mother in law she just passed away in November 2024 peacefully in her sleep at 94 years old

 

[mOiOz]

I had a great mother in law she just passed away in November 2024 peacefully in her sleep at 94 years old

Sorry to hear - condolences!

 

[Reet]

I had a great mother in law she just passed away in November 2024 peacefully in her sleep at 94 years old

My wonderful Mother-in-law passed away at age 90 in her sleep. One of my grandmothers passed away during the night before her 80th birthday a year before I was born. Thats the way I want to go, peacefully in my sleep.

 

[Ivory]

True story, but my husband did this

 

[drambuie69]

I was adopted when 6 days old, found out that I was adopted when 22. Mum and Dad had a lot of talk about whether to tell me or not, they decided they would. Because I didn't know any better, my feelings did not change and I still love my parents and was very grateful that they were the ones who adopted me. Many years later I was contacted by my 'sister' who was searching for her sidlings. She brought me up-to-date about what she had found out and I now know of 3 full sisters, 2 half sisters, 3 half brothers, 1 deceased half brother... so far. She has more follow-up on a number of other leads. She and I share the same mother/father, the father is deceased, she has met out mother however, she is very closed to sharing her life story. I don't have this huge 'urge' to meet her as there is no attachment to her, just a curiosity about her and why she put me up for adoption, will all her other children except for one of my 'full sisters.' It was funny to learn that 2 of my 'full sisters and 1 half brother and the deceased half brother all grew up with 1 to 2 suburbs around where I grew up in the Ryde/Eastwood area. I may have met one or more and didn't know it. Adopted children can have a excellent up-bringing, as in my case however, some of my siblings had a troublesome up-bringing. I give thanks, when I peruse my old photos seeing Mum/Dad and miss them as they have both passed on.....enjoy life everyone, you only have one...