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Great Grand Dad Joke of the day
Ethel and Mary.
Two senior ladies Ethel and Mary were sitting on a park bench in a country town, across the road from the Local Village Hall watching people come and go to the Annual Flower Show.
Ethel says to Mary, “Things are pretty dull around here, for $10 would you be in running naked through the Hall.”
Mary whips out a $10 note and says, “You’re on.”
She struggles to get out of her clothes, picks a flower from the flower bed and places it in her mouth, doddles across the road, and runs, as quick as a mature lady can run, right down the middle of the hall.
Suddenly, there’s great applause and cheering from within the Hall, she emerges from the Hall to much more applause and cheering.
Breathless she staggers back across the road to Ethel who says, “What’s going on.”
Mary says “I won $100 for the best dried arrangement.”
