[Cheb]

Grandma's Boyfriend​

A 5 year old girl went to visit her Grandmother one day.
She played with her dolls as Grandma dusted the furniture.
At one point, she looked up and asked, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch
it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I"m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible.
She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door.
When she opened the front door, there stood Grandma's Minister.
The Minister said, "Hello young lady. Is your Grandma home?"
The little girl replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend !"
The Minister fainted......

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A 5 year old girl went to visit her Grandmother one day.
She played with her dolls as Grandma dusted the furniture.
At one point, she looked up and asked, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch
it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I"m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible.
She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door.
When she opened the front door, there stood Grandma's Minister.
The Minister said, "Hello young lady. Is your Grandma home?"
The little girl replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend !"
The Minister fainted......

Love, love, looove your jokes @Cheb!

 

[clarkey]

Love your sense of humour

 

[Imbi]

Hilarious, out of the mouth of babes.

 

[Ails]

This gave me a really good laugh

 

[WADuck]

 

[margie]

 

[Lex]

One I hadn't heard and very good.

 

[Singomate]

A 5 year old girl went to visit her Grandmother one day.
She played with her dolls as Grandma dusted the furniture.
At one point, she looked up and asked, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch
it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I"m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible.
She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door.
When she opened the front door, there stood Grandma's Minister.
The Minister said, "Hello young lady. Is your Grandma home?"
The little girl replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend !"
The Minister fainted......

Yes great funny

 

[gordon1940]

Great Joke...especially for a Sunday

 

[Maureen Perry]

Great Joke...especially for a Sunday

Very funny,so great to have a good laugh!

 

[Esma Rose]

OHHH What a beauty. May I keep the ball rolling please? We have all heard the many embarrassments white sulphur-crested cockatoos can cause. Well my late husband & I called in early en-route to see a friend we knew in Traralgon. We knew nothing of the cockatoo Gladys had trained to speak shall we say a little more reserved. He had been boarding @ the local pub for months, & Gladys being a prim & proper lovely woman said she would take the cocky home to teach him manners. Apparently he liked the Vicar but someone had been teaching him irreverent speech which used to just "not always go down with the Vicar." Well, can you imagine turning the corner in Gladys's back garden to get a screeching of "Mum, Mum here comes the bloody Vicar." Cocky had a thing about white shirts which my hubby was wearing because we had been to Church en-route. Gladys's face said it all with, "You foul-mouthed so & so." I could not stand up for laughing but suddenly disappeared to the outside WC in haste. He was a gorgeous cocky & I got him dancing but his MOUTH ohhhhhhhhhh!! Glad NEVER improved him. She wouldn't give him away because she grew to love him so much. He just kept on being the Vicar's mate & he lived until he was 78. He outlived his human Mum & Dad then Glad's sister took him on. See what the little 5 yr old & her Granny brought to light? More laughs for us all.

 

[Geoff8]

A 5 year old girl went to visit her Grandmother one day.
She played with her dolls as Grandma dusted the furniture.
At one point, she looked up and asked, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch
it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I"m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible.
She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door.
When she opened the front door, there stood Grandma's Minister.
The Minister said, "Hello young lady. Is your Grandma home?"
The little girl replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend !"
The Minister fainted......

Love it