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Good news Bad news
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said,
“Michael, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
Michael replied, “I’ve had a horrible day… let’s hear the good news first.”
The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife, Susan, today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring in at least $15–20 million.
And honestly, looking at them closely, I think she’s probably right.”
Michael replied enthusiastically, “Well done! Susan is a brilliant businesswoman. So… what’s the bad news?”
The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you and your new blonde secretary.”
