[Skipton]

Golden Wedding​

At St. Peter's Catholic Church London, they have weekly husband's marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!"
The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."

 

[Johan van Zalen]

Yeah that was good

 

[Dennis]

A good one.

Dennis R's Morning Pun, Mum why isn't my nose twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

 

[Reet]

If a man is alone walking around in the woods talking to himself, is he STILL wrong?

 

[Crestwood96]

I have been married for 53 years and I think that the relationship lasts because we always share our ups and downs and don't have secerts

 

[Mrs Robyn]

If a man is alone walking around in the woods talking to himself, is he STILL wrong?

Yes, yes he is!!