Others are''Get over yourself'' ''Take a running jump' ''Don't talk daft'' Don't be so soft get over it'' ''Don't cry over spilled milk'' Could go on forever there are so many
 
I just looked it up and I believe your right, I’m a pommy so maybe I heard it from my parents.😊
There’s also “don’t get your knickers in a twist” 🧐
Thats right
 
Fair suck of the sav was one I heard often as well as Strewth mate .

Be - go , when someone's looking at you.

Cobber”, “Sheila”, “Strewth”, “Dunny” and Crikey” are all words I grew up with as well as Pigs for police
 
Few chops short of a barbie.
Few roos short in the top padock.
Off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun.
See you round like a record

Will have to check with the war department.
 
Out in the boonies beyond the black stump where the crows fly backwards to keep the dust out of their eyes, a floozy shacked up with a swaggie who humped his bluey as they hit the frog and toad together. They seldom changed their reg grundies and were quick to snag a bargain at the local waterhole. There they would bust their foofer laughing so hard as they took a gander at the local cockroach races while they scoffed their sangers and plonk. The wallies around them were such drongos and the blowies kept them company. And yikes! the joe blakes haunt the dunnies. There was froth and buble with all the porky-pies but no one could give the onkaparinga because they were all tarred and feathered with the same brush - each one on their pat malone unless they had a china plate. Some would chuck a wobbly at the mention of steak and kidney but most did diddly-squat as they ate their dog’s eye with dead horse and listened in on the dog and bone.
There was such a hoohah as the hugs and kisses and mutton dressed up as lamb made doovahs and do-dads and thingy-a-me-bobs. There was Shazza and Bazza and Wazza too. Howzat? I could waffle on for yonks but for now i’ll just say “Tootle-Pip”.🤠🤠🤠
 
Fits like a sock on an emu's leg.
 
What a Cracker of a day after chucking a sickie. I threw on my Flanno and boardies and as I headed out the door I grabbed the esky .

I jumped in the ute and took off to the bottle -o to meet up with me mates before heading out out to Woop woop for a spot of fishing 🎣 .

Crickeys I didn't know the Sheila's were coming, I thought it was just us blokes.

We Finally arrived after making a few stops at Servo's on the way so the ladies could either use the dunny out the back or wanting to get a cuppa.

Finally we got to throw the line in and while waiting for the fish to bite , we cracked open a tinny , layed back and thought what a perfect day.

Then... Al's missus started cracking up because she forgot her cozzies then Mals wife was yelling cause the Mozzies were biting . Jerry told them to Calm the farm down .

I said maybe some tucker would be good. So we all got stuck into the chooks that Al and his missus bought and snags Mal had thrown on the barbie.

Followed by some chocky bikkys and a cuppa and boy were we chock a block full

It was late in the Arvo and still not a bite. When the skies suddenly opened and it started pissing down, who thought we would need a broli on a beautiful day like this. We quickly threw everything in the ute and headed back.

Crickeys that was hard Yakka , that will teach us to chuck a sickie !!!
 
DRyan as a dead dingos danger!
 
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I think you mean “Dry as a dead dingos donger” don’t you.
Funny I was just thinking about that one whilst lying in bed watching the Movie Into the blue.🤣
 
I remember that one as no wuckin' furries........ with the first letters swapped, so it didn't sound like swearing
Yes, this is a great Spoonerism. As good as I've heard. 👌👍
 
"I wouldn't say no to a nice cold beer. I wouldn't say no to a naughty." (From the movie: Barry McKenzie, I think). 😂🤣
 
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