[Luckyus]

Forgot His Prayers​

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

That's a sure fire ticket to some cold shoulder & probably the second bedroom

 

[Emmy Im12]

Forgot His Prayers​

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”

 

[pbattershill]

And that's when the fight began

 

[JackiW]

Followed up no doubt by a breakfast of hot tongue and cold shoulder

 

[NotNats]

Forgot His Prayers​

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”

I wonder if he now has to cooks all his own meals (once he is released from hospital)

 

[Vickers]

Forgot His Prayers​

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”

I bet he's cooking his own meals from now on

 

[Luckyus]

That's a sure fire ticket to some cold shoulder & probably the second bedroom

As we used to say Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder!!.

 

[Gazman]

Forgot His Prayers​

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”

A dangerous voyage indeed!

 

[Dennis]

Another customer for meals on wheels, Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the duck say when she finished shopping? Just put it on my bill.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Forgot His Prayers​

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”

Lol, poor wife! I hope when they get home she cooks him a real crappy meal. Hahaha.

 

[Ezzy]

Didn't see that punch line coming. He may not have seen the punch coming that blackened his eye either.